Need a laugh?

So this morning as directed be the Dr. we called at 6 A.M. they told me for the third day in a row There was no room. they also told me NOT TO WORRY, because guess what? I am number TWO on the list! yeah I always wanted to be number two after already being "number one" yesterday thats like telling some one they can have a whole cake to them selves and then wanting them to celebrate when you enthusastically tell them they have to give half to a total stranger. ANYWAY, they told me to call back at nine. I did (obviously) and found out that while, yes, they have room for me, apparently the bathroom is broken and so after they get THAT fixed, they will call. think I belivie they will call? hmmm.....anyway I am at the point where this is all becoming somehow just halarious!